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Pig Proverbs

This is just a bunch of sayings I've collected over the years. I call them Pig Proverbs because of the first two:
  • Never try to teach a pig to read, because it won't succeed and it will make the pig mad.
  • Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll just get dirty and the pig will enjoy it.
  • When you get married, expect the worst and then you won't be disappointed. (original)
  • Man's a fool. When its hot, he wants it cool. When its cool, he wants it hot. Man always wants what is not. (Mike Quinn)
  • When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall. (Dad)
  • When you're trying to sell a "no brainer" its because the customer has no brains. (original)
  • If you can't be good, be careful. (Dad)